Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilaqrious but slightly unusual articles that we publish in the wee hours of the morning for you night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or weak of humour.
But it’s not. Whether you’re a human or a dog, the more we know about sex, the better we can approach the subject with intelligence, balance, and perhaps even a sense of humour. With this in mind, here are some scandalous, sensational, mind-boggling sex dog “facts” that you and your puppy just need to know:
Like humans, dogs are often “growers, not showers”. The size of a flaccid puppy penis has no correlation with the size of his penis when erect.